How to Install LOVE

Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install

Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you

located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.

Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge

and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt

from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent

memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will

eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High

Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and

Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.

Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke

Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and

Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that

normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base

program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get

the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error

- Program not run on external components.” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set

up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In

non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before

you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the

following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your

Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The

system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty

programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all

directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely

gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.

Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying

themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but

eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed

and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure

to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in

turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.